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gonbechyan:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.


Also, if someone is drunk or high or something, don’t even think about asking, because they’re probably not thinking right, and might agree to things they normally would never agree to.

gonbechyan:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

Also, if someone is drunk or high or something, don’t even think about asking, because they’re probably not thinking right, and might agree to things they normally would never agree to.

so I got a job at Publix today

and I gave a thumbs up to my boyfriend, meaning I got the job. I told him I got the position for cashier and he decided to say “I thought you applied for bakery?” ME: yeah but this is just starting me off. BF: but you wanted to be in the bakery department. they juped you. ME: I didn’t care /which/ position or department I was placed in, just as long as I got a job. I applied to all sections. BF: but you were juped. ME: I got the job so jUST BE HAPPY FOR ME

like fucking christ I was so excited and then he proceeded to fuck up my mood